1.What did you do in 2006 that you’d never done before?
Started and successfully continued with the Master/slave relationship we now enjoy.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Didn’t make ‘em, didn’t break ‘em.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
A friend (who lives in Germany) just had a baby girl. Apart from a cousin, that’s it, I think.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope.

5. What countries did you visit?
Didn’t go anywhere particularly far away this year. Planning on going to Spain next year. Reluctantly.

6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006?
Well, a job would be nice. Also, we’ll be after a nice strap!

7. What date from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Dates tend not to get stuck in my head. Samhain was pretty cool.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
That would be collaring my girl.

9. What was your biggest failure?
The washing machine failed on us. That was pretty big.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Just the usual round of Gout and IBS. Oh, and that fall I took in the gym that fucked my knees.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
There’s a whole raft of best things that I bought this year. most of them from Adult shops and websites.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
The Brat has been incredible this year.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
My parents. Old enough to know better, stubborn enough to never change.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Powergen and Telewest have conspired to keep us half-skint between them.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
The collaring ceremony.

16. What song will always remind you of 2006?
Gods, I dunno. Probably that Lily Allen song.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? Happier, definitely.
ii. thinner or fatter? I was much thinner until a week ago.
iii. richer or poorer? Richer moneywise and lifewise.

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Nothing. This year has been a good year.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Eating. Prevaricating about going to the gym.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
T’was done. I spent it in the bosom of my family, of course. Oh, and cooking.

21. Did you fall in love in 2006?
Started and ended the year in love. As usual.

22. How many one-night stands?
This year, or ever? Depends on your definition of one-night stand. Nothing this year, so if the definition includes participants in threesomes who you know you won’t be shagging again, that would be two.

23. What was your favorite TV program?
Dr Who, Torchwood, BSG, Lost, Avatar?

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Hate is too strong a word. There’s people I’m disappointed in and people I now understand to be less than worthy of my attention, however.

25. What was the best book you read?
I can’t recall a book that I discovered this year specifically. I started reading the Gor chronicles by John Norman, but really, one could never credit them with the word “Good”.

26. What did you want and get?
*Big grin* A slave!

27. What did you want and not get?
There’s a couple of things we couldn’t stretch to. Mostly toys.

28. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Um….Arctic Monkeys? Was that this year? Dunno….

29. What was your favorite film of this year?
POTC 2, or Hard Candy.

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Can’t recall what I did, but it was June and I was 33.

31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Would have? I got the thing that made my year infinitely more satisfying!

32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
Clothes. Dry, clean clothes. Trust me, it’s this year’s IN look.

33. What kept you sane?
The contents of our toybox!

Well…that’s 2006 over and done with.To be perfectly honest, I’m feeling a bit low about it all, but I don’t know why. The last month or so has been non-stop hectic and everything’s suffered as a result, including my blogs.

I’m exhausted, to be honest, and I’ve let myself down, too. The ol’ Fitz belly is a little wider thanks to the excesses of the season and I’m back to feeling bloated and unhappy with how my favourite t-shirts are fitting.

Back to the gym in the New Year, methinks.

I’m not one for making resolutions and I’m a bit too tired and jaded to bring you an upbeat, gleeful, cheery celebration post for the New Year, so I’m going to leave things here for now.

The regular postings will start again in a few days’ time when the kids are out the way and life can get back to something resembling normality. In the meantime, there’s a review of the year to come and maybe (if I get any time) I have an idea for a bit of fiction - no, not part 2 of “The Package”, continuing that particular story would take away from the excitement of that ending!

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A night at the opera (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)
“There were limits to what could be done where there was any discernible level of visibility. But I was familiar with these limits and had enjoyed them before.”

In Praise of Older Men (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)
“I would expect her to have at least one lad on the side, and perhaps more.”

A Nawty Story: Cookies and Cream (http://anawtymouz.blogspot.com)
“I pull my hand away from her pussy and sniff her fragrances on my fingers.”

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OK, so it’s been that time of year for four months now, but with just about 72 hours to go, it’s time for Bratmaster.co.uk’s first annual Blogbreak.

We’ll be back in the New Year.

Best wishes of the Season to one and all of you!

PS: You can still fill in that damned Bratmaster Visitor Survey if you get bored!

I’m sure most of her regular readers have noticed a distinct lack of bounce in Tiggr’s Spanking Good Time blog.

As is all too usual in the blogosphere, the pressures of real life have told on our poor feline pal and yesterday she announced her retirement from blogging.

Tiggr, dear, we all understand and while we’ll miss your strippedy, bouncy, tender ass around here, your family must always come first.

We wish you all the Season’s best, all the healing you need and all the peace you so richly deserve.

I wrote this a few weeks ago, but decided to let our bouncy blogpal Tiggr have first refusal on it for her Fantasy Friday competition.

Seems it was the right decision, as we successfully fooled almost everyone!

Anyway, here’s a reprint of the story for your delictation. Do let me know if you would like to see a continuation…

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“Honey, were you expecting a package?”
“What?”
“There’s a note here from a courier, says there’s a parcel waiting for you at their depot.”

Oh shit.

I’d hoped it would have taken a little longer to arrive. Now I’d been forced into a conversation I’d been putting off for weeks.

Damn internet shopping!

I’ve been trying to buck up the courage to tell my husband about my little fetish for ages but the time never felt right. Work got in the way, then when we got home we’d both be too tired. Conversations always skipped around the same things…what we’d done that day, gossip, family, planning some together time…

Even post-coital chatter never seemed like the right time, even when we’d been playing rough and I was spooned up beside him with my ass aglow from his not-so-tender ministrations, revelling in the oh-so delicious throb as I rubbed my tender cheeks into his lap.

Well, now I’d gone and done it. OK, so maybe it was slightly deliberate. I’d found the website of my dreams just a few days ago, filled with all the wonderful, fascinating and downright scary toys I’d always dreamed of owning. I was weak. I always am when it comes to buying stuff on websites. With my card just sitting there on the desk next to me it was just too much temptation!

It gave me such a naughty thrill, clicking that final button to close the transaction, imagining the $500 flying out from my account and the fine collection of cuffs, buttplugs, dildos, whips, straps and paddles winging their way towards me.

And there they were, waiting for me not even four miles from where I now sat, trembling and full of panic.

What do I do? How do you go about telling your husband of four years that the playful swats he gives you during sex had awakened a burning need in his sweet, innocent wife?

How can I admit to him that what I really want is to feel my ass catch fire under his hand? I could hardly buck up the courage to admit the real reason why I’d insisted on buying that huge, square hairbrush all those weeks ago, driving him mad asking to be taken to every shop for miles around looking for just the right one.

What should I say about all the times when he’d be late home from work and I’d taken that big brush in my hand, dropped my pants, bent over our bed and whacked myself just as hard as I could, trying to capture the feelings I craved?

I’m sorry, baby, but your favourite girl wants to be beaten senseless because it makes her come?

Remember when I turned you down when you wanted to have sex? The nights when I just wanted to lie on my side with my head on your lap? It wasn’t because I was feeling unsexy, but because I was desperately trying to keep you from finding out about the bright red ass that was hiding under my sweatpants the whole time.

I’m sorry baby. I’ve been naughty, hiding all these feelings away from you, making you think I didn’t want your strong body on top of me. Doggy style isn’t really my favourite position…it’s just that I know you’re going to spank me when you’re taking me that way…

“They’re still open, do you want me to drive you over there so you can pick it up?”
“Uh…yeah, OK.”

Oh shit oh shit oh shit!

“Can we have a little chat first, baby?”

It’s another Meme, I’m sorry, but there’s very little to share with you just now.

10 FAVOURITE THINGS

Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Food: Chinese, home made
Favorite Month: June, or August Favorite Song: Too many to just pick one!
Favorite Movie: Serenity
Favorite Sport: Sex
Favorite Season: Spring
Favorite Day Of the week: Thursday
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Rum & Raisin
Favorite Time of Day: Dawn
9 CURRENTS
Current Mood: Bored
Current Taste: Dusty and a bit greasy from having just cooked loads of bruschetta
Current Clothes: Grey Sweats and a rock T-shirt
Current Desktop: A jolly ol’ Snowman
Current Toenail Color: Au Naturel
Current Time: 6:13 GMT
Current Surroundings: Silent Living Room
Current Thoughts: I could have done without knowing that the person who filled this in before me wanted oral sex.
8 FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Darrell
First Kiss: Catherine - in Junior School.
First Screen Name: Shadow
First Pet: Cat - Tigger
First Piercing: Left Ear
First Crush: Apple
First Album: Kate Bush’s Greatest Hits
7 LASTS
Last Cigarette: Last night
Last Drink: Water
Last Car Ride: This afternoon from Northfield to Redditch then home again after purchasing new washing machine.
Last Kiss: A few minutes ago, wishing my girl goodbye
Last Movie Seen: I watched one the other night, but the name escapes me, now.
Last Phone Call: My Father, checking he’d got my number right in his mobile
Last CD Played: Gods, I dunno. last thing I listened to was an audiobook of “Catcher in the rye”
6 HAVE YOU EVERS
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Guy/Girl Friends: Yes
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes
Have You Ever Been Arrested: Not as such, no.
Have You Ever Been on TV: Nope
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn’t Know: Yes
5 THINGS
Thing You’re Wearing: Tribal earring, plain nipple bar, black & white t-shirt, grey sweatpants…um…pubes?
Thing You’ve Done Today: Been to the laundrette
Thing You Can Hear Right Now: Wind
Thing You Can’t Live Without: My girl
Thing You Do When You’re Bored: Myspace
4 PLACES YOU’VE BEEN TODAY
1. The Laundrette
2. Northfield
3. Redditch
4. School
3 PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
1. My girl
2. Some random visitor to my blog
3. You! Dear reader!
2 CHOICES
1. Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: Hot
1 THING YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Live

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6 weird things about me (http://hard-and-fast.blogspot.com)
“I’ve masturbated to completion more than 13,000 times.”

Polygamy, chastity, and sexual pragmatics (http://www.realadultsex.com)
“Lest you think the “sister-wives” could always take matters into their own or each other’s hands…”

What a woman wants (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)
“Tell me about the couple who would have you fuck the wife, and the husband watch.”

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I was planning a post last night.

I’d decided to reprint one of my earliest short stories. It’s one I’m particularly proud of and I think it stands up pretty well against the Hemmingway short story that inspired it.

Only, I can’t find it. Not anywhere. I know I had it published on a short story website a few years ago, but the site is now gone and I can’t find it on any of my backup disks…….

It’s weird when a piece of your work disappears like that. I always thought I’d left copies of it in a few places I’d always be able to get to it, but I was wrong apparently.

Well, if it ever turns up, you’ll be the first to know.

In meantime, the kids have their school christmas play tomorrow, we’re being busy little beavers cleaning the house, buying presents and stocking up for the big week. No time for anything approaching play or spanking, but I’m still the boss and she knows it, even if she strains at the leash every now and again.

Jeez….Who decided Christmas would last three months? Really, it’s a bit much, isn’t it?

Who wants to know about Saturnalia, the Lord of Misrule and just how much the Christians stole from paganism in order to celebrate a birthday that should really be in October?