Durex is looking for condom and lubricant testers. We’re already doing our bit for medical research, so I reckon this will be an excellent excuse to get down to even more rumpy-pumpy!
What? you want a linky to the signup page? Oh, OK then!

PS: There’s a little headline on the Durex site that says the average global number of sexual partners is nine. As my count is just four, I reckon I need to do some catching up. Must have a word with brat about a threesome or five…in the name of research, obviously…

The good news is that brat has discovered a way of masturbating which doesn’t bring on the headcrunches. We’ve also been able to have sex a number of times with only a bit of mild dizziness  to worry about.
The bad news is that she discovered her new masturbation technique without getting permission to cum. Looks like the big stick’s coming out soon!
Much of the reason for the headaches seems to be stress-related, and it’s true that we’ve been having a bit more of a stressful time lately, with family being the biggest culprit. We’ve cut down the amount of time she spends around them (her parents, not our kids) and have been trying to get some time for ourselves - and I’m hoping to plan some quality playtime at some point next week, so things - on the whole - are looking up-ish.

Thanks for the messages of support, I think the good wishes and positive thoughts may well have helped!

just to let you all know that the cephalgia is continuing to happen, and that the doctor wanted us to trial it for an extra 2 weeks just to see if it does continue (as it’s so rare) until i go to my next appointment next wednesday. that’s when i should get my pills to stop it, and maybe then Sir and i can have a good play without the worry of being in agony everytime i have an orgasm.

it’s been 3 times now and my head pounds for days afterwards, it still is after lastnight when i didn’t even get the orgasm, just a slight build up and then pain. the scary rubber paddle is looking more and more preferable as time goes on…

Nature is conspiring to spoil all our fun!

Coital Cephalgia is specific type of affliction. It is typified by the expansion and potential rupture of the blood vessels surrounding the brain…

At the point of orgasm.

Arses.

My poor brat has suffered from two of these attacks the last couple of times we’ve had sex. Specifically, it’s happened when she’s masturbated, so while she may be flogged until she’s red and stripy from thighs to shoulders, as happened last week, or whether she spends half an hour over my knee making the acquaintance of our big square hairbrush, as happened last night, followed both times by more than excellent sex, the moment the poor thing touches her clitoris, her head threatens to explode.

The first time it happened was just three minutes before the kids needed to be picked up from school. I can tell you, every horrific scenario went through my head in the half hour it took me to get back. I fully expected to find her slumped on the sofa, haemorrhaging from every orifice, or lay full length on the floor where she’d tried in vain to reach the door before passing away in some horrible rupture.

Needless to say, she was fine. The next day she took herself to the Doc’s, from which she phoned me to inform me she was having to go to Hospital for a CT Scan. Later, she phoned me form the Hospital to inform me that she’d been admitted and had to spedn the night. This was, again, a few minutes before the school run, so in five minutes, I’d shoved overnight clothes and accessories into a bag, retrieved the allen key we’d need to take her collar off and arranged the cash to take me and our two kids to the Hospital.

Luckily, her CT scan came back absolutely normal, so she was spared the tests they were going to run overnight and she was discharged just three hours after being admitted.

A worrying coupe of days, I can tell you.

We’ve taken it easy since then, but everything seemed to be normal-ish. Until last night when we tried to have sex again (entirely unrelated to the fact that the spanking and hairbrushing she’d just got had made me somewhat horny). Again, the freight train ran through her head as her clitoral orgasm hit.

According to the Doctor, there’s a tablet one can take before sex to help ensure it doesn’t happen again. We’re going to need a lifetime supply.

I guess we’re just lucky it doesn’t happen while I’m spanking her. Try explaining that to an ambulance crew!