Ruthlessly hijacked from Mistress Sky. Spot-fucking-on if you ask me!

Here’s a meme borrowed from Maggie, Padme, Tiggr and a load of other people!

The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Some eccentric milionnaire who’s sick of their fortune and decided to randomly accord all their wealth to the first name he sticks a pin in in the phone book.
When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Of course, you have to put a coin in it to release it, so if you don’t return it, you lose a pound! Sneaky devils!
In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? I prefer to listen
Do you take compliments well? Kinda. I have to believe them, though…
Are you an active person? Up until Christmas, yeah, I’m as active as anyone else who has far to much to do and no time to do it….On Christmas day itself, no way!
If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive? Shit, yeah! My girl would freak if she couldn’t see a plug socket, but I’d be more than happy living in a cave or something - well, maybe a cave with broadband internet…
Do you like to ride horses? Never have, unless you count donkeys at the seaside! I do like jodphurs and riding boots on a girl, though, so I could be persuaded…
Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Many times. Good memories!
What was your favorite game as a kid? Gods, I can’t remember. Isnt that sad?
A sexy person is pursuing you, but you know that he/she is married, would you? Is the Hubby chasing, too?

Are you judgmental? Not at all. I might not like doing it myself, but if it floats your boat, it’s all good.
Do you like to pursue or be pursued? Neither. I prefer to connect mutually.
Use three words to describe yourself. Empathic, decisive, knackered.

If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind? Deaf.

Are you continuing your education? You never stop learning
Do you know how to shoot a gun? Yep. Not that I’ll ever shoot at a living target. At least I hope not.
How often do you read books? All the time. Mostly on the can. Hey, I’m male, what can I do?
Do you think more about the past, present or future? The present. No question.

What is your favorite children’s book? The Hobbit, or The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Have you kissed any of your MySpace friends? Well, a couple of people I’ve kissed are on Myspace, but they’re not people I met through Myspace, if you see what I mean

How tall are you? 5’10”

Where is your ideal house located? Dunno, but it’s gotta have a pool.

Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies? I’ll give the grannie pants a miss, otherwise, any of the above!
Last person you talked to? The kids.

Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yep, for ID cards and the like. Never turned out well.

When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? And Olive Garden is…?
What are your keys on your key chain for? Just the house. I like having as few keys as possible on there.

Where was the furthest place you traveled today? The bathroom. It’s early, yet, though.
Where is your current pain? My knee, from sitting still too long.

Do you like mustard? I do now. Never used to.

Do you prefer to sleep or eat? Depends what’s on the menu.
Do you look like your mom or dad? My dad…apart from his red hair, thank god.
How long does it take you in the shower? Not long. I take at least an hour and a half in the bath, though.

Can you do a split? No chance!

What movie do you want to see right now? Well, we’ve just started watching a “Land before time” marathon, so anything but that would be very welcome

What did you do for New Year’s? Crack open the bubbly, watch the fireworks and hope they don’t wake the kids so we can get a good crack at the first shag of the year!
Do you think “The Grudge” was scary? The whatnow?

What was the cause of your last accident? Ummmm….I dunno actually. I tend to hurt myself without noticing.
How much money do you have on you right now? Nothing actually on me, but there’s UKP130 in my wallet.
What are you drinking? Water.

Was your mom a cheerleader? LOL! Um…nope!

What’s the last letter of your middle name? P

Who did you vote for on American Idol? I don’t vote on any reality shows, until they do one with a kinky subject matter.
How many hours of sleep do you get at night? Never more than 4.

Do you like Care bears? If its cuddly, I don’t want to know.
What do you buy at the movies? Salted popcorn, choccies, a drink and maybe a hotdog.

Do you know how to play poker? I’m no good, but yeah. Not texas Hold’em though. I don’t get this obsession with televised Poker.
Do you wear your seat belt? Not in a Taxi, but usually yes.

What do you wear to sleep? T-shirt if it’s cold, otherwise nothing.

Anything big ever happen in your hometown? Loads. We’re the second largest city in the country.
How many meals do you eat a day? I graze all morning, have one main meal around lunchtime and that usually does me.
Is your tongue pierced? No, but my nipple is.
What’s your favorite NFL team? Wrong continent.

Do you like funny or serious people better? Oh, funny people.

Ever been to Vegas? It’s a bit far to get to.

Did you eat a cookie today? Not yet.

Do you use cuss words in other languages? LOL! I need to learn to cuss in welsh or something, really.
Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? If by “steal” you mean “refuse to put money into the pockets of greedy entertainment organisations who never pass the earnings on to the artists”, yes. And gladly so.
Do you hate chocolate? Certain kinds, yes.
What do you and your parents fight about the most? Their cantankerous attitude.

Is anyone mad at or irritated with you right now? Not that I know of…
Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? the naughty ones get opened last thing Christmas Eve. The rest get opened Christmas morning…afternoon….evening…

What’s your favorite preparation for eggs? Omelette, but it has to be good, creamy freerange eggs with just a hint of seasoning and crusty bread.

If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be? Something that kept my interest, that paid enough to thrive on and that I could settle down in for the next thirty years - oh, and that didn’t encroach on my family time AT ALL. Yeah, fantasy land, I know.
Are you easy to get along with? Depends. You bullshit me, you get my sharp edge.
What is your favorite time of day? Morning.

Who was your best girlfriend/boyfriend? Only had two before the brat and neither of them couls realistically be called “best”.
Who do you hate? Bullshitters.

Would you ever date your first love again? I’m still dating her. The others were practise.

Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? Nope, I have a slave

Current mood? Cheery, hungry, ready for the loo.

1.What did you do in 2006 that you’d never done before?
Started and successfully continued with the Master/slave relationship we now enjoy.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Didn’t make ‘em, didn’t break ‘em.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
A friend (who lives in Germany) just had a baby girl. Apart from a cousin, that’s it, I think.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope.

5. What countries did you visit?
Didn’t go anywhere particularly far away this year. Planning on going to Spain next year. Reluctantly.

6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006?
Well, a job would be nice. Also, we’ll be after a nice strap!

7. What date from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Dates tend not to get stuck in my head. Samhain was pretty cool.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
That would be collaring my girl.

9. What was your biggest failure?
The washing machine failed on us. That was pretty big.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Just the usual round of Gout and IBS. Oh, and that fall I took in the gym that fucked my knees.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
There’s a whole raft of best things that I bought this year. most of them from Adult shops and websites.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
The Brat has been incredible this year.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
My parents. Old enough to know better, stubborn enough to never change.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Powergen and Telewest have conspired to keep us half-skint between them.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
The collaring ceremony.

16. What song will always remind you of 2006?
Gods, I dunno. Probably that Lily Allen song.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? Happier, definitely.
ii. thinner or fatter? I was much thinner until a week ago.
iii. richer or poorer? Richer moneywise and lifewise.

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Nothing. This year has been a good year.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Eating. Prevaricating about going to the gym.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
T’was done. I spent it in the bosom of my family, of course. Oh, and cooking.

21. Did you fall in love in 2006?
Started and ended the year in love. As usual.

22. How many one-night stands?
This year, or ever? Depends on your definition of one-night stand. Nothing this year, so if the definition includes participants in threesomes who you know you won’t be shagging again, that would be two.

23. What was your favorite TV program?
Dr Who, Torchwood, BSG, Lost, Avatar?

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Hate is too strong a word. There’s people I’m disappointed in and people I now understand to be less than worthy of my attention, however.

25. What was the best book you read?
I can’t recall a book that I discovered this year specifically. I started reading the Gor chronicles by John Norman, but really, one could never credit them with the word “Good”.

26. What did you want and get?
*Big grin* A slave!

27. What did you want and not get?
There’s a couple of things we couldn’t stretch to. Mostly toys.

28. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Um….Arctic Monkeys? Was that this year? Dunno….

29. What was your favorite film of this year?
POTC 2, or Hard Candy.

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Can’t recall what I did, but it was June and I was 33.

31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Would have? I got the thing that made my year infinitely more satisfying!

32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
Clothes. Dry, clean clothes. Trust me, it’s this year’s IN look.

33. What kept you sane?
The contents of our toybox!

It’s another Meme, I’m sorry, but there’s very little to share with you just now.

10 FAVOURITE THINGS

Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Food: Chinese, home made
Favorite Month: June, or August Favorite Song: Too many to just pick one!
Favorite Movie: Serenity
Favorite Sport: Sex
Favorite Season: Spring
Favorite Day Of the week: Thursday
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Rum & Raisin
Favorite Time of Day: Dawn
9 CURRENTS
Current Mood: Bored
Current Taste: Dusty and a bit greasy from having just cooked loads of bruschetta
Current Clothes: Grey Sweats and a rock T-shirt
Current Desktop: A jolly ol’ Snowman
Current Toenail Color: Au Naturel
Current Time: 6:13 GMT
Current Surroundings: Silent Living Room
Current Thoughts: I could have done without knowing that the person who filled this in before me wanted oral sex.
8 FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Darrell
First Kiss: Catherine - in Junior School.
First Screen Name: Shadow
First Pet: Cat - Tigger
First Piercing: Left Ear
First Crush: Apple
First Album: Kate Bush’s Greatest Hits
7 LASTS
Last Cigarette: Last night
Last Drink: Water
Last Car Ride: This afternoon from Northfield to Redditch then home again after purchasing new washing machine.
Last Kiss: A few minutes ago, wishing my girl goodbye
Last Movie Seen: I watched one the other night, but the name escapes me, now.
Last Phone Call: My Father, checking he’d got my number right in his mobile
Last CD Played: Gods, I dunno. last thing I listened to was an audiobook of “Catcher in the rye”
6 HAVE YOU EVERS
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Guy/Girl Friends: Yes
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes
Have You Ever Been Arrested: Not as such, no.
Have You Ever Been on TV: Nope
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn’t Know: Yes
5 THINGS
Thing You’re Wearing: Tribal earring, plain nipple bar, black & white t-shirt, grey sweatpants…um…pubes?
Thing You’ve Done Today: Been to the laundrette
Thing You Can Hear Right Now: Wind
Thing You Can’t Live Without: My girl
Thing You Do When You’re Bored: Myspace
4 PLACES YOU’VE BEEN TODAY
1. The Laundrette
2. Northfield
3. Redditch
4. School
3 PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
1. My girl
2. Some random visitor to my blog
3. You! Dear reader!
2 CHOICES
1. Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: Hot
1 THING YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Live

Eva tagged EVERYONE to do this one, so here it is!

Waddya mean, looking for excuses?

•What are you proud of?
Well obviously, the kids.

•What time do you wake up in the morning?
Usually about 6am.

•If there was one person from the past that you could go back and talk to who would it be?
There’s a long list of people I’d like to have a quiet word with…Jesus would be one.

Name 5 things in your freezer at the moment…

1. Fish cakes
2. Potato letters
3. Beef mince
4. pork bones (for the dog)
5. Three different flavours of Ice cream.

•Do you believe in afterlife?
Yep. Wrote a story about it a very long time ago. Reincarnation is my bag.

•What are 5 sites you visit daily?
Blogging aside…..

1. BBC News
2. Collarme Forums
3. Google Mail
4. Edwards No.8 Forums
5. Mininova.org

•Five things you ate that you will never eat again:

1. Periwinkles
2. Trifle
3. Trout
4. Creme Bruleé
5. Bananas and custard

(Can you tell I don’t like custard?)

•Five things that make you sad (edit) happy:

1. Cold, crispy winter mornings
2. warm, balmy summer nights by the sea
3. Baths
4. Boxing Day (Dec 26th)
5. My brat

So…who to tag? Well, if you’re reading this….

You’re IT! 

Courtesy of Angelbrat…

Stuff I’ve done in BOLD

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sportsgame (and survived the crush afterwards)
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight (give me a break)
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days (does an IV count?)
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life

…From PersonalDNA.com

My Personal Dna Report

Reserved Leader

Confidence		84
Openness		50
Extroversion		46
Empathy		4
Trust in others		28
Agency		78
Masculinity		70
Femininity		58
Spontaneity		58
Attention to style		34
Authoritarianism		32
Earthy/Imaginative		68
Aesthetic/Functional		40

This questionnaire goes on for a while, but it does sound pretty accurate. Rest assured brat will be doing it later…

Saw this on Kayley’s blog…just had to do it!

Bratting - an OptionYou are 55% brat!

You are a brat. Maybe not a full-time one, but you know when to use bratting to your advantage, and you do so, even if it makes people uneasy sometimes.You try to take things seriously, but you’re not always very successful. Let’s just say that laughing at a problem makes it less of a problem. You are mostly an optimistic person, a playful character. You have imagination. Most of the times you have a smart comment to make, but choose not to do so. If you want to become the perfect brat, you still have a little pratice to do. You should get spanked!

Switch!You scored 51% Dominance and 88% Submission

You are most likely what is called a Switch. You have to ability to enjoy both topping someone and bottoming to them.

(M Fitz: Hmm, maybe Tiggr and Kayley aren’t as safe as they think, wanting brat as part of their pack?)