Bah humbug!

December 1st, 2006

Ack

Gaah

Grrrrrrrrr

It’s fucking December!

I hate December, the run up til Christmas. The constant rounds of lists and presents and crowds and “what do we get so-and-so” and  “If we spend THIS much on THAT, we can do a bit more there” and when do we get the Turkey, and should it be a frozen one or fresh, and when does the bonus come through and….

AAARGH!

It doesn’t help that I’ve had a serious case of the CBA’s the last couple of days.

CBA - Can’t Be Arsed. Sorry if that doesn’t translate, you guys over the pond. I’m sure you get the drift.

I’m tense and tired and I feel like I’m letting everything slide. Hell, I AM letting everything slide and it’s all because I’ve got to face up to three weeks of every bit of purchasing coming under the heading of “Christmas shopping”.

I don’t want to!

Gaaah!

Anyway, fuck it!

Half Nekkid Thursday…there will be a slight delay while I either snap some new pics of some interesting part of brat’s body, or dig something up from our archives, but there will be a semi-revealing shot of someone turning up at some point, I promise.

Don’t forget, you pesky lot, that the Great Bratmaster Visitor Survey is still open, so whoever you are, even if you’ve just clicked through from a Sugasm post, or from Bonnie’s blog or Spankingblog or whatever, we’d love to hear from you all!

We’re getting some interesing and definitive results from the survey so far:

Most of our responders are women between the ages of 20 and 45, and most of them consider themselves top-notch spankos. No surprises there, eh?

Our Spanking reports and personal thoughts are definitely the most popular posts, and you certainly seem to want more of them!
Most of you want to know more about the Master/slave lifestyle we lead. I’ve already posted a bit about it, but you can definitely look forward to more of the same soon. Bit of philosophy, bit of soul searching, bit of history…it’s all good!
You want to see more pictures, apparently. Well, I’m sure we can oblige on that front!
And you would seem to want some good juicy spanking fiction, too. Again, I’m sure we can oblige - if I can keep a certain strippedy feline blogger from rugby tackling each piece out of my hands first!

As for when you pop in to visit, it’s a fairly even spread, with some diligent souls managing to drop by every day, some passing this way every couple of days and quite a few watching their feed readers for new posts or scheduling a weekly visit.

Well, thanks to every one of the 23 responders we’ve got so far. Your opinions do count and we will take notice of them as we continue to grow here at Castle Fitz. If you haven’t filled in the Survey yet, why the hell not?? Get your asses over there right now, or I’ll be round your place with a big paddle to sort you out, y’hear?

The Great Bratmaster Visitor Survey

November 19th, 2006

Today is the day that Bratmaster.co.uk will see its 10,000th visitor!

With this in mind, we’ve decided it’s about time you spilled the beans about yourselves a little bit.

We’ve written a really easy, really small survey that we’d absolutely LOVE for everyone to fill in!

You can find it by clicking on the button in the sidebar, or by following this link.

Thanks a million for every one of our ten thousand visitors and here’s looking forward to the next ten thousand!

Halloween Poll results

November 1st, 2006

Grr. Christmas!

I’m going to try making the Polls a regular Friday event, if only I can keep coming up with half decent questions.

Maybe…just maybe, mind…I might give you lucky people a choice of activity you’d like us to photograph and present for your delictation every week.

Watch this space!

Poll time!

October 27th, 2006


Master’s Mighty PolePoll
How are you going to be celebrating Hallowe’en?

Roaring fire, gory movie, bottle of wine
PARTAAY!
Over someone’s lap, working on my “tan”
Performing a Samhain Ritual
Who’s got time for Hallowe’en? It’s Christmas soon!